Computing

I did not write a program to generate this book; I am that program.

May 192015
 

Principles of Statistics

1. An unknown minority is 10%.
2. An unknown majority is 90%.
3. The answer is one-half.

Dec 312014
 

You change the code to make it possible to change the code.

Oct 152014
 

Better that X guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted. Solve for X.

Aug 152014
 

People put up with more from software than they ever would from humans.

Aug 142014
 

Relativity is uncertainty for infants, Heisenberg for children, and Gödel for adolescents. Uncertainty for adults is the halting problem.

May 152014
 

We invent metrics partly to dignify arguments, but mostly to disguise them.