Mating

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
—Goethe

Oct 122018
 

No means no — or yes, or maybe, or later, or never, depending.

Jun 132018
 

Iron Law of Movie Romance: If there are kids, they always decide whom the parent will marry.

May 032018
 

It’s a lot less fun to pursue power, wealth, and status if you can’t use them to get women.

Apr 122018
 

No conversation has ever been preceded by a demand for one.

Mar 022018
 

Clever women like to be told that they are beautiful, and beautiful women that they are clever.

Nov 132017
 

Love is mostly sex and marriage is mostly talk.

Oct 042017
 

Wives who could have married better tend to be lenient with their husbands; the vicious shrews are the ones who couldn’t have.

Aug 102017
 

To be in love with love is an affliction; yet to hate it is more common, and more serious.

Jul 252017
 

If women use sex to get attention, men will use attention to get sex.