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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Mar 182019
 

Science progresses by funeral, culture by massacre.

Mar 062019
 

Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.

Feb 192019
 

Only the perfect bore never bores himself.

Feb 132019
 

Sometimes the contagion is the thing, sometimes its expression: mirth and yawning are contagious, laughter and boredom are not.

Jan 252019
 

The lower the latitude, the greater the lassitude.

Jan 242019
 

An opinion not worth fearing isn’t worth having.

Jan 152019
 

Only when no one pays the slightest attention to what anyone else is saying will speech be truly free.

Dec 272018
 

Imbecility, like many infectious diseases, has asymptomatic carriers.

Dec 242018
 

What is privilege? A term — beloved by parents, nuns, schoolmarms, jailers — to describe what doesn’t belong to you, and can be revoked at any time without reason or warning.