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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Aug 132018
 

The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.

Aug 062018
 

If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.

Jul 312018
 

Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.

Jul 272018
 

You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.

Jul 192018
 

Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.

Jun 222018
 

It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.

May 302018
 

Youth has a natural horror of age, and one gradually learns to reciprocate.

May 212018
 

The dissolute and profligate can always be depended on to preach sobriety and thrift; today it is the sober and thrifty who refuse to do so.

May 182018
 

It is more pleasant to be told that one has done a brilliant thing than that one is a brilliant person, which implies an obligation to continue.