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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Feb 132018
 

Elite, adj.   1. Distinguished by outstanding achievement. Obs.   2. On top.

Feb 012018
 

Thanks to the Internet, all inconsequential arguments are settled immediately, and the rest go on forever.

Jan 292018
 

Precocity, n.   Unusually rapid ossification.

Jan 232018
 

We moderns have mastered the seemingly impossible trick of feeling superior to ourselves.

Jan 162018
 

The greater good is distant and speculative: the lesser evil required to achieve it is immediate and certain.

Dec 292017
 

All popular conceptions of genius are meticulously constructed to flatter mediocrity.

Dec 222017
 

Today we publish all of our thoughts, except the interesting ones.

Dec 142017
 

The conservative is a degenerate reactionary who, unable to decide where to set the clock, defaults to now.

Nov 272017
 

It is astonishing what a lab coat will let you get away with.