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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Nov 122018
 

Intolerance, n.   Insufficient deference to received opinion.

Oct 262018
 

What’s the alternative? Nothing. Nothing is always the alternative. Usually it is the best alternative.

Oct 222018
 

To get along with children, treat them like adults; to get along with adults, treat them like children.

Oct 192018
 

There’s no point in betting what both parties can readily afford to lose.

Oct 092018
 

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win, and then they block you.

Sep 272018
 

Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.

Sep 112018
 

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Aug 272018
 

To rebut the charge of being a weenie is to be a weenie.

Aug 132018
 

The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.

Aug 062018
 

If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.