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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

May 172019
 

You may speak for others when they hire you to do so.

Apr 222019
 

We envision cozy, domestic futures, with flying cars and a place for us, and we are always wrong: the future will have no place for us at all.

Apr 182019
 

Those who can, smoke; those who cannot, philosophize.

Apr 032019
 

The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.

Mar 182019
 

Science progresses by funeral, culture by massacre.

Mar 062019
 

Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.

Feb 192019
 

Only the perfect bore never bores himself.

Feb 132019
 

Sometimes the contagion is the thing, sometimes its expression: mirth and yawning are contagious, laughter and boredom are not.