An electronic device that tracked your location at all times used to be a condition of parole.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
Rudeness is often permissible and sometimes mandatory.
A country becomes civilized when its inhabitants can form an orderly queue.
Imagination: Anthropomorphism run amok.
People who do not say what they mean usually do not know what they mean.
Anyone who hates children is paying them far too much attention.
To hate something properly you must have liked it once.
Now that all have prizes, has everybody won?
A party should include a few guests who can’t be trusted with the silver.
The chief perquisite of belonging to a race or creed is a lifetime pass to tell nasty jokes at its expense.