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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jun 102014
 

A civilization with elaborate manners is already half-dead.

May 212014
 

An electronic device that tracked your location at all times used to be a condition of parole.

May 162014
 

Rudeness is often permissible and sometimes mandatory.

May 072014
 

A country becomes civilized when its inhabitants can form an orderly queue.

Feb 102014
 

People who do not say what they mean usually do not know what they mean.

Jan 242014
 

Anyone who hates children is paying them far too much attention.

Jan 142014
 

To hate something properly you must have liked it once.

Jan 022014
 

Now that all have prizes, has everybody won?

Nov 122013
 

A party should include a few guests who can’t be trusted with the silver.