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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Apr 162013
 

The Jewish kid who spray-paints a swastika on the synagogue to make the local TV news — this is the guiding metaphor for our time.

Mar 192013
 

There is a level of fame where it is no longer necessary to be interesting, and a higher level where it is no longer possible.

Mar 072013
 

Diseases have fashions, but hypochondria is always in style.

Feb 042013
 

It’s easy to get away with murder, except the one you want to commit.

Dec 242012
 

Youth is lost like money — gradually, then suddenly.

Dec 172012
 

A leading cause of insanity in America is the prospect of appearing on television.

Nov 282012
 

Civilization is the set of conditions that make it possible to delay gratification indefinitely.

Nov 222012
 

The provocateur is the most fortunate of men: he receives all credit for his wisdom and no blame for his folly.