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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jan 252019
 

The lower the latitude, the greater the lassitude.

Jan 242019
 

An opinion not worth fearing isn’t worth having.

Jan 152019
 

Only when no one pays the slightest attention to what anyone else is saying will speech be truly free.

Dec 272018
 

Imbecility, like many infectious diseases, has asymptomatic carriers.

Dec 242018
 

What is privilege? A term — beloved by parents, nuns, schoolmarms, jailers — to describe what doesn’t belong to you, and can be revoked at any time without reason or warning.

Nov 262018
 

Inside every thin man is a fat man struggling to get out.

Nov 212018
 

To the befuddled I recommend a serene air of quiet dignity.

Nov 122018
 

Intolerance, n.   Insufficient deference to received opinion.

Oct 262018
 

What’s the alternative? Nothing. Nothing is always the alternative. Usually it is the best alternative.

Oct 222018
 

To get along with children, treat them like adults; to get along with adults, treat them like children.