You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Sep 272018

Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.

Sep 112018

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Aug 272018

To rebut the charge of being a weenie is to be a weenie.

Aug 132018

The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.

Aug 062018

If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.

Jul 312018

Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.

Jul 272018

You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.

Jul 192018

Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.

Jun 222018

It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.