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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Sep 262019
 

It isn’t tolerance unless you disapprove.

Sep 252019
 

It is less important, now, to have something to say than someone to listen.

Sep 192019
 

The people whose intelligence is argued over are, as a class, more intelligent than the people who argue over it.

Aug 232019
 

The up-to-date bully yells for help while he’s beating you up.

Aug 192019
 

It is less dangerous to follow, by being last to start applauding, than to lead, by being first to stop.

Aug 162019
 

Children are in fact aliens who employ cunning miniature bodies for purposes of unlimited moral license.

Aug 052019
 

Fastidiousness can defeat barbarism but not savagery.

Jul 302019
 

Hell has no comedy, just an endless discussion of what isn’t funny.

Jul 262019
 

Our politics, driven more by hatred of the other side than love of our own, possibly betoken a decline in civility but certainly an advance in sense.