If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.
You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.
Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.
It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.
Outrage is its own reward.
Youth has a natural horror of age, and one gradually learns to reciprocate.
The dissolute and profligate can always be depended on to preach sobriety and thrift; today it is the sober and thrifty who refuse to do so.
It is more pleasant to be told that one has done a brilliant thing than that one is a brilliant person, which implies an obligation to continue.
Ageless, adj. Old.