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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Dec 272018
 

Imbecility, like many infectious diseases, has asymptomatic carriers.

Dec 242018
 

What is privilege? A term — beloved by parents, nuns, schoolmarms, jailers — to describe what doesn’t belong to you, and can be revoked at any time without reason or warning.

Nov 262018
 

Inside every thin man is a fat man struggling to get out.

Nov 212018
 

To the befuddled I recommend a serene air of quiet dignity.

Nov 122018
 

Intolerance, n.   Insufficient deference to received opinion.

Oct 262018
 

What’s the alternative? Nothing. Nothing is always the alternative. Usually it is the best alternative.

Oct 222018
 

To get along with children, treat them like adults; to get along with adults, treat them like children.

Oct 192018
 

There’s no point in betting what both parties can readily afford to lose.

Oct 092018
 

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win, and then they block you.

Sep 272018
 

Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.