Never struggle at a struggle session.
Jan 242022
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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Jan 142022
In argument, as in battle, always leave a vanquished foe an avenue for orderly retreat.
Jan 042022
Meddling begins in opinion.
Dec 132021
“Aspiring” is not a word you want in your obituary.
Dec 092021
A man can be confined to an institution, from which he is often released after a term; or turned into one, which is always for life.
Nov 192021
If you don’t have anything nice to say, use an agreeable tone of voice.
Oct 252021
If you can’t make your joke funny, make it obscure; people will laugh to show they got it.
Oct 222021
To avoid the obvious remark, one must also avoid remarking on avoiding the obvious remark.
Oct 112021
The Ninth Circle is reserved for the optimists, who continuously inform their fellow denizens that they prefer heat to cold anyway, that rolling a boulder up a mountain for eternity is good exercise, and that one should always look on the bright side.
Oct 052021
Never eat anything that’s engineered to taste like something else.