We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don’t blow them, who will?

Nov 142016

It is because we regard conforming opinions as virtue that we treat deviant ones as vice.

Oct 242016

A few have learned to suppress their dismay that the world does not regard them quite as they regard themselves, and this we call modesty.

May 312016

The illogical are convinced that they are imaginative, and the unimaginative that they are logical.

Jan 282016

American exceptionalism: The belief that everywhere should be exactly like America, but not just yet.

Dec 072015

Intellectuals place a great premium on intelligence, to draw attention from the fact that they are, as a class, quite thick.

Nov 162015

The best time to mention your high IQ is while explaining how IQ measures nothing important.

Nov 092015

We say that we know a man when we catch a glimpse, in him, of ourselves.

Nov 052015

Few who profess to ignore what others think extend the policy to praise: they fast by gorging on dessert.