We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don’t blow them, who will?

Nov 162015

The best time to mention your high IQ is while explaining how IQ measures nothing important.

Nov 092015

We say that we know a man when we catch a glimpse, in him, of ourselves.

Nov 052015

Few who profess to ignore what others think extend the policy to praise: they fast by gorging on dessert.

Oct 282015

Therapy encourages the patient to think and talk about himself — which is what induced him to seek therapy.

Oct 132015

We say that we don’t understand, not humbly, but petulantly, to fault the speaker for pretension, or obscurity, or knowledge of the subject.

Oct 052015

Sometimes we laugh because it’s funny, sometimes to be polite or to be rude; but usually to show that we understand the joke.

Sep 072015

Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, and Sanctimony.

Jul 292015

Some are stingier with praise out of high principle than any are, out of avarice, with money.

Jun 252015

Some accept praise reluctantly, as if not quite able to believe that others can discern their subtle yet profound merit.