Any remark sufficiently clever will eventually be attributed to someone sufficiently famous.
If it had been your exact thought you would have used my exact words.
Everyone who used to read is now too busy writing.
Influence is plagiarism spread thin.
One’s writing should be as clear as the subject allows, but no clearer.
To make an epigram, invert a cliché.
Journalists, like certain aboriginal tribes, count one, two, many.