Write what you know that’s not yourself.
If it had been your exact thought you would have used my exact words.
If all writing were scrupulously edited for spelling and grammar, it would be just about as bad.
Clarity tends to banality, and obscurity tends to nonsense.
A great part of writing is the audacity to say “men are” when you mean “I am.”
In bygone days, when an author did not hear continuously from his readers, he was less inclined to patronize them.
I am beginning to hope that the mark of a good aphorism is the number of uses it can be put to of which its author would not approve.
I write mostly for intellectuals, and mostly against them.
That truth is stranger than fiction ought to embarrass novelists considerably.
Rhetoric, n. An argument that one is unwilling to believe and unable to refute. Cf. sophistry.
If it can be translated, it’s not literature.