If you believe the reviewers when they call you a genius, you will believe them when they call you a fool.
If it had been your exact thought you would have used my exact words.
What you don’t know you can’t leave out.
If you must write for an audience, why not the one you want to have?
Literary talent consists largely in pronouncing sonorous absurdities with absolute conviction.
Most buts should be ands.
Nobody writes for the love of it. At best you write because it is less painful than not writing.
Poetry translations ought to have their credits reversed — poems by [translator], after [original poet].
The adverb confesses the verb’s failure.
Your most reliable and attentive readers are the people who hate you.
When in doubt, cut the dream sequence.