May 122017
 

It is better to forget a name than make a visible effort to recall it.

May 112017
 

From nagging child to menopausal witch:
Unripe to rotten with scarcely a hitch.

May 102017
 

Advice and sex are free. You pay the therapist not to tell you his problems, and the whore to leave.

May 082017
 

Thoughts and prayers galore —
What are they thinking of, and praying for?

May 052017
 

Is it the imminent destruction of the world you mourn, or the accomplished destruction of how you thought about it?

May 042017
 

We must defend democracy from the half of the population too stupid to be entrusted with it.

May 032017
 

Engineers build things; then scientists explain how they work.

May 022017
 

To feel misunderstood implies that some effort has gone into understanding you.

May 012017
 

The two great moral lessons of our time: we must celebrate our differences; and we are all the same.