Sep 132018

The people who believe in Whig history have never read a page of it.

Sep 122018

Stores used to play music to please the customers; they play it now to please the staff.

Sep 112018

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Sep 052018

There are some things, like thyself, that you’re better off not knowing.

Sep 042018

First we learn to stand and talk, and then we are taught to sit down and shut up.