Sep 132018
 

The people who believe in Whig history have never read a page of it.

Sep 122018
 

Stores used to play music to please the customers; they play it now to please the staff.

Sep 112018
 

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Sep 052018
 

There are some things, like thyself, that you’re better off not knowing.

Sep 042018
 

First we learn to stand and talk, and then we are taught to sit down and shut up.