Men and women both know what men want, and neither know what women want, yet in the end, it’s women who get what they want.
The conservative stands athwart history with a radar gun, handing out the occasional speeding ticket to make quota.
Do what you love for a living, and learn to hate it.
Knaves suffer fools gladly.
What matters is not the size of the lie but its endless repetition: we imagine a big lie is easier to swallow because there is no point in wasting the propaganda apparatus on a small one.
If you are stupid, you think your political opponents are evil, and if you are evil, you think they are stupid.
The best recipient for your advice, your former self, is unfortunately in no position to take it.
Written history is mostly war, and the surest way to be remembered is to start one.
If only I could have school over again, to leave sooner and do worse.
Commiseration, n. The feeling of relief that there are some problems you don’t have.