Expertise makes one peremptory, but peremptoriness does not make one expert.
The wise are all alike, but every fool is foolish in his own way.
If it has never crossed your mind that you might be stupid, you are.
The polite conversationalist, when interrupted by a monologue, smiles, and waits his turn, before resuming his own.
We talk not to say something, but to show something.
The American upper middle class has largely given up sex and alcohol in favor of litigation and insurance fraud.
It hurts less to give up the luxury than the idea that you can afford it.
Philosophy begins by asserting that appearance is not reality — that all is water, or fire, or does not move. It thus begins in sin.
Writing is good therapy, but therapy is bad writing.
Programming is collage at its best and pastiche at its worst.