Money doesn’t solve problems, it dissolves them.
Oct 292012
Oct 262012
The self-justifying utterances of murderers, thieves, cowards, blowhards, and madmen all enter the quote books under Shakespeare.
Oct 252012
Jobs are like jail, except with time added for good behavior.
Oct 242012
Our descendants will regard us for hanging men as we regard our ancestors for hanging dogs.
Oct 232012
To make an epigram, invert a cliché.
Oct 222012
Stare decisis is an infinite regress error.
Oct 192012
Habits acquired in irony are retained in sorrow.
Oct 182012
We owe modern clangor to the unremitting efforts of generations of quiet and sedentary men.
Oct 172012
The more unusual the topic, the more conventional the thought it inspires.
Oct 162012
It is impossible to cultivate talent without persistence, but common to persist without talent.