Iron Law of Movie Romance: If there are kids, they always decide whom the parent will marry.
The only known cure for More for Some is Less for All.
Outrage is its own reward.
30 is the new 50.
The first rung on the ladder of literacy is pedantry, or as we now say, fact-checking.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
DIVERSITY BRINGS US TOGETHER
More and more authors have begun to stress the importance of being kind and generous in one’s writing. If this catches on I’m sunk.
Writers are sometimes described as dissipating their books in talk, as though speaking your thoughts bars you from writing them down.
To do what one intends is to be as a god.
Boilerplate, n. The section of a contract in which you waive all your rights in perpetuity.