Today we publish all of our thoughts, except the interesting ones.
It is when they swear to pay the money back that you can kiss it goodbye.
America has allowed countless uneducated and unskilled people to become uneducated and unskilled people who have gone to college.
Whatever the fanatic permits himself is a duty: whatever he denies himself is a crime.
The consolation prize for being out of power is unswerving commitment to timeless civic principles.
Persistent detractors are a mark of distinction, as everyone discovers when he acquires them.
The conservative is a degenerate reactionary who, unable to decide where to set the clock, defaults to now.
Never read your old writing. It will displease you, or worse, please you.
A professor is, quite literally, someone who does not draw the conclusions from his own premises.
A belief no fact can sink no fact can float.