It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.
“Middle age” is the most optimistic phrase in the English language.
You can never have too many henchmen.
There is no job so simple that its performance can be measured.
Community college used to be high school with ashtrays, and then that was college, and then they took away the ashtrays.
No prejudice is worth having unless one regards it, at least privately, as a mature, objective judgment.
To the problem of different opinions political science offers two solutions, idealism and realism. Idealism: different opinions should not exist. Realism: different opinions do not exist.
Iron Law of Movie Romance: If there are kids, they always decide whom the parent will marry.
The only known cure for More for Some is Less for All.
Outrage is its own reward.