Writing and computer programming are usually done worse when they are done for money.
I did not write a program to generate this book; I am that program.
We used to suspect that our friends and neighbors were mad, and now, thanks to modern technology, we know they are.
Once memory has been centralized it can be destroyed.
Regressions Toward the Mean
5. John Podhoretz
4. Charlie Sheen / Emilio Estevez
3. The Rockefellers
2. The family business
1. The Kennedys
Problem, n. In mathematics: A problem. In social science: A state of affairs with which one is unhappy.
Workaround, n. A technique for leaving work around.
We immediately recognize excess precision as a sign of lying, except in a statistic.
God paradoxes are only infinity paradoxes in clerical garb.
We have a lot of use for computers, but they will not have much use for us.
You don’t build machines smarter than the designer for the same reason you don’t write novels with characters smarter than the author.