What do women want? Men who need not be told what women want.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Girls are wiser about sex than boys, and far wiser than men.
Men marry for looks, and women for money — it’s too easy to kid yourself about the rest.
That boys play King of the Hill, and girls do not, explains more about the world than all of gender theory.
Love-conquers-all is the dullest story in the world. In most of the interesting stories love conquers nothing whatever.
There exists in all men a thirst for the hunt, for predator stalking prey inexorably until it is caught and torn to shreds, that only reading Jane Austen can slake.
Adults who wish to remain children don’t have them.
The minor benefit of exercise is that it improves your health; the major one is that it improves your looks.
Sex was a lot better in the movies when they weren’t allowed to show it.
There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.