Adults who wish to remain children don’t have them.
Jun 112021
Mating
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
—Goethe
Jun 082021
The minor benefit of exercise is that it improves your health; the major one is that it improves your looks.
Nov 182020
Sex was a lot better in the movies when they weren’t allowed to show it.
Jul 242020
There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.
Jul 152020
Women dislike each other because of men, and so do men.
Jul 132020
Many supposed gold-diggers are digging not for gold but for the capacities that amassed it.
May 122020
Three’s a crowd — in love, in war, in software development.
Mar 192020
Marry a woman like yourself, and discover your flaws in her; or different, and let her discover them in you.
Dec 302019
If I must have my toxicity gendered, then give me guns, and a fist to the face, before poison, and a shiv in the back.
Oct 142019
Today it is especially important to condescend to both sexes equally.