Mating

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
—Goethe

Jul 242020
 

There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.

Jul 132020
 

Many supposed gold-diggers are digging not for gold but for the capacities that amassed it.

Mar 192020
 

Marry a woman like yourself, and discover your flaws in her; or different, and let her discover them in you.

Dec 302019
 

If I must have my toxicity gendered, then give me guns, and a fist to the face, before poison, and a shiv in the back.

Oct 142019
 

Today it is especially important to condescend to both sexes equally.

May 072019
 

Unwanted attention: What men give other women.

Jan 012019
 

The many genders of theory look more like one in practice.