Men marry for looks, and women for money — it’s too easy to kid yourself about the rest.
Dec 032021
Mating
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
—Goethe
Oct 182021
That boys play King of the Hill, and girls do not, explains more about the world than all of gender theory.
Sep 152021
Love-conquers-all is the dullest story in the world. In most of the interesting stories love conquers nothing whatever.
Jul 192021
There exists in all men a thirst for the hunt, for predator stalking prey inexorably until it is caught and torn to shreds, that only reading Jane Austen can slake.
Jun 112021
Adults who wish to remain children don’t have them.
Jun 082021
The minor benefit of exercise is that it improves your health; the major one is that it improves your looks.
Nov 182020
Sex was a lot better in the movies when they weren’t allowed to show it.
Jul 242020
There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.
Jul 152020
Women dislike each other because of men, and so do men.
Jul 132020
Many supposed gold-diggers are digging not for gold but for the capacities that amassed it.