Sex was a lot better in the movies when they weren’t allowed to show it.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.
Women dislike each other because of men, and so do men.
Many supposed gold-diggers are digging not for gold but for the capacities that amassed it.
Three’s a crowd — in love, in war, in software development.
Marry a woman like yourself, and discover your flaws in her; or different, and let her discover them in you.
If I must have my toxicity gendered, then give me guns, and a fist to the face, before poison, and a shiv in the back.
Today it is especially important to condescend to both sexes equally.
Unwanted attention: What men give other women.
Feminine men make masculine women.