Mating – Page 2 – Everything


Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Jun 082021

The minor benefit of exercise is that it improves your health; the major one is that it improves your looks.

Nov 182020

Sex was a lot better in the movies when they weren’t allowed to show it.

Jul 242020

There are two fundamental types of crazy women: one wears her hair much too long, and the other much too short.

Jul 132020

Many supposed gold-diggers are digging not for gold but for the capacities that amassed it.

Mar 192020

Marry a woman like yourself, and discover your flaws in her; or different, and let her discover them in you.

Dec 302019

If I must have my toxicity gendered, then give me guns, and a fist to the face, before poison, and a shiv in the back.

Oct 142019

Today it is especially important to condescend to both sexes equally.