Love is often cured by acquaintance.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Men and women both know what men want, and neither know what women want, yet in the end, it’s women who get what they want.
No means no — or yes, or maybe, or later, or never, depending.
The prolific shall inherit the earth.
Iron Law of Movie Romance: If there are kids, they always decide whom the parent will marry.
It’s a lot less fun to pursue power, wealth, and status if you can’t use them to get women.
No conversation has ever been preceded by a demand for one.
Clever women like to be told that they are beautiful, and beautiful women that they are clever.
Love is mostly sex and marriage is mostly talk.
Wives who could have married better tend to be lenient with their husbands; the vicious shrews are the ones who couldn’t have.