Your friends will generally put up with whatever hideous thing you say to them, as long as it isn’t true.
To a quite unwreckable Lie,
To a most impeccable Lie!
To a water-tight, fire-proof, angle-iron, sunk-hinge, time-lock, steel-faced Lie!
Not a private hansom Lie,
But a pair-and-brougham Lie,
Not a little-place-at-Tooting, but a country-house-with-shooting
And a ring-fence-deer-park Lie.
There will always be witches, because there will always be witch-hunters to supply them.
Don’t take this the right way.
Humans, though naturally curious, are also highly trainable, and when we are punished often enough for noticing something we will eventually refrain.
When the numbers don’t come out as you would like, the first resort is to change the way you count; the second is to stop counting.
The habitual liar suffers most for his spasms of honesty.
Impostor syndrome, n. The realization that you are, in fact, an impostor.
A single betrayal, revealed at the proper time, can retrospectively poison a man’s whole life.
I respect pretense, which suggests shame.
To live with lies is, eventually, to live by them.