To a quite unwreckable Lie,
To a most impeccable Lie!
To a water-tight, fire-proof, angle-iron, sunk-hinge, time-lock, steel-faced Lie!
Not a private hansom Lie,
But a pair-and-brougham Lie,
Not a little-place-at-Tooting, but a country-house-with-shooting
And a ring-fence-deer-park Lie.

Jul 222014

When we can no longer tell ourselves that we are good, we tell ourselves that we are exceptional.

Jul 012014

A picture lies better than a thousand words.

Jun 202014

When we say it’s not the money, it’s always the money; and when we say it’s the money, it’s always something else.

Jun 182014

What you lose with age is not so much capacities as the illusion that you ever had them.

Jan 272014

We all speak truth to power that we are sure will pay us no mind.

Dec 022013

To be perfectly sincere one must be very clever or very stupid.

Oct 072013

No funny person has ever been described as having a good sense of humor.