There is no gait that a dog breed does not exemplify. Setters stalk, dachshunds scurry, Labradors amble, German shepherds skulk, terriers march.
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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
I’m no misanthrope. Some of my best friends are people.
Superlatives have driven out comparatives, as bad money drives out good.
Of all avocations the grimmest must be politics. The one thing nobody seems to get out of it is fun.
A miserable fate, to be the voice of one’s generation, that I shall fortunately not suffer.
Ostracism, as the Greeks understood, is the cruelest punishment.
Where counting is permitted, ordering is not far behind.
“Have a nice day”, by convention, always closes an effort to spoil it.
Anarchists are scarce but anarcho-this and anarcho-thats are thick on the ground; what follows the hyphen is the dream.
I am multitasking. You are distracted. He is scatter-brained.