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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Oct 022020
 

Help whom you love, lest you love whom you help.

Sep 212020
 

One obtains a reputation for prophecy by predicting what is already happening that no one else has noticed.

Sep 152020
 

Most things are too big, and the bigger they get the worse they are.

Sep 102020
 

If you throw like a girl, you probably argue like one.

Aug 312020
 

There are reference works that ought to exist but do not, being too much trouble to assemble. The Encyclopedia of Musical Plagiarism is one, and The Historical Atlas of English Pronunciation is another.

Aug 062020
 

Civilization is mostly domestication, domestication is mostly feminization, and too much feminization is the end of civilization.

Jul 282020
 

If it ain’t broke, fixing it will do the trick.