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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jul 022020
 

All hobbyists, but especially political aficionados, secretly regard lack of enthusiasm for their avocation as a moral failing.

Jun 292020
 

It is a man’s duty, now all but abandoned, to quash a public nuisance without official assistance.

May 292020
 

The first rule of Fight or Flight Club is that there is no time to talk about Fight or Flight Club.

May 132020
 

It improves morale, in the war against insects, to remember that we are the underdog.

May 052020
 

Hate is the most unjustly maligned emotion, and love the most unjustly celebrated.

Apr 302020
 

Hating the people you disagree with is harmless; it’s liking the ones you agree with that’s dangerous.

Apr 232020
 

We police others’ moods even more strictly than we police their thoughts.

Mar 252020
 

J.B.S. Haldane remarked, a century ago, that Earth could be united only by a Martian invasion. He was wrong: today there would be a large and vociferous pro-Martian party.