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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jan 142022
 

In argument, as in battle, always leave a vanquished foe an avenue for orderly retreat.

Dec 092021
 

A man can be confined to an institution, from which he is often released after a term; or turned into one, which is always for life.

Nov 192021
 

If you don’t have anything nice to say, use an agreeable tone of voice.

Oct 222021
 

To avoid the obvious remark, one must also avoid remarking on avoiding the obvious remark.

Oct 112021
 

The Ninth Circle is reserved for the optimists, who continuously inform their fellow denizens that they prefer heat to cold anyway, that rolling a boulder up a mountain for eternity is good exercise, and that one should always look on the bright side.