Parade, n. Mob in waiting.
Sep 222020
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Sep 212020
One obtains a reputation for prophecy by predicting what is already happening that no one else has noticed.
Sep 152020
Most things are too big, and the bigger they get the worse they are.
Sep 102020
If you throw like a girl, you probably argue like one.
Aug 312020
There are reference works that ought to exist but do not, being too much trouble to assemble. The Encyclopedia of Musical Plagiarism is one, and The Historical Atlas of English Pronunciation is another.
Aug 112020
The time you spend to try to persuade others to see the world your way is time you do not have to see it as it is.
Aug 062020
Civilization is mostly domestication, domestication is mostly feminization, and too much feminization is the end of civilization.
Jul 282020
If it ain’t broke, fixing it will do the trick.
Jul 202020
It doesn’t matter how many people hate you, provided it’s for different sets of mutually exclusive reasons.
Jul 172020
Some are born incapable, some achieve incapacity, and some have incapacity thrust upon them.