It is a man’s duty, now all but abandoned, to quash a public nuisance without official assistance.
Jun 292020
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Jun 032020
Nothing more than eight feet tall is funny.
May 292020
The first rule of Fight or Flight Club is that there is no time to talk about Fight or Flight Club.
May 142020
Destroy the family, and what will replace it is the cult.
May 132020
It improves morale, in the war against insects, to remember that we are the underdog.
May 052020
Hate is the most unjustly maligned emotion, and love the most unjustly celebrated.
Apr 302020
Hating the people you disagree with is harmless; it’s liking the ones you agree with that’s dangerous.
Apr 232020
We police others’ moods even more strictly than we police their thoughts.
Mar 252020
J.B.S. Haldane remarked, a century ago, that Earth could be united only by a Martian invasion. He was wrong: today there would be a large and vociferous pro-Martian party.
Mar 232020
Let epigones be epigones.