If it ain’t broke, fixing it will do the trick.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
It doesn’t matter how many people hate you, provided it’s for different sets of mutually exclusive reasons.
Some are born incapable, some achieve incapacity, and some have incapacity thrust upon them.
All hobbyists, but especially political aficionados, secretly regard lack of enthusiasm for their avocation as a moral failing.
It is a man’s duty, now all but abandoned, to quash a public nuisance without official assistance.
Nothing more than eight feet tall is funny.
The first rule of Fight or Flight Club is that there is no time to talk about Fight or Flight Club.
Destroy the family, and what will replace it is the cult.
It improves morale, in the war against insects, to remember that we are the underdog.
Hate is the most unjustly maligned emotion, and love the most unjustly celebrated.