We live in an age of resonant declarations about what sort of age we live in.
Aug 042015
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Jul 312015
I wish to thank the many people who have undertaken, without pay and at considerable personal risk, to explain me to myself.
Jul 012015
Age has its privileges, like picking up the check.
May 152015
There are perfect fools, and perfection of any kind should be cherished.
May 042015
Being a sports fan is like chewing audibly — a mildly irritating but harmless backwardness that one charitably overlooks.
Apr 222015
Professional sports, though unpleasant, substitute for things even less pleasant.
Apr 032015
The hypochondriac makes his own death a bad joke.
Mar 242015
It is a race, and the parodists are losing.
Mar 052015
Bore is commutable; dullard is life without parole.
Feb 252015
The trivial is at least usually real.