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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Aug 042015

We live in an age of resonant declarations about what sort of age we live in.

Jul 312015

I wish to thank the many people who have undertaken, without pay and at considerable personal risk, to explain me to myself.

Jul 012015

Age has its privileges, like picking up the check.

May 152015

There are perfect fools, and perfection of any kind should be cherished.

May 042015

Being a sports fan is like chewing audibly — a mildly irritating but harmless backwardness that one charitably overlooks.

Apr 222015

Professional sports, though unpleasant, substitute for things even less pleasant.

Apr 032015

The hypochondriac makes his own death a bad joke.

Mar 242015

It is a race, and the parodists are losing.

Mar 052015

Bore is commutable; dullard is life without parole.