Diseases have fashions, but hypochondria is always in style.
Mar 072013
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Mar 052013
Whatever is unnecessary is pernicious.
Feb 062013
We cry wolf and then the world ends.
Feb 042013
It’s easy to get away with murder, except the one you want to commit.
Dec 242012
Youth is lost like money — gradually, then suddenly.
Dec 172012
A leading cause of insanity in America is the prospect of appearing on television.
Nov 282012
Civilization is the set of conditions that make it possible to delay gratification indefinitely.
Nov 222012
The provocateur is the most fortunate of men: he receives all credit for his wisdom and no blame for his folly.
Oct 192012
Habits acquired in irony are retained in sorrow.