Many famous and respectable men feel imprisoned by their reputation, and now and then one will say or do something to sabotage it, as a bear will gnaw off its leg to get out of a trap.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
Respectable opinion is a sandbox, and it is the children who play at its edges who guard it most zealously from the children who are not allowed to play at all.
You may speak for others when they hire you to do so.
We envision cozy, domestic futures, with flying cars and a place for us, and we are always wrong: the future will have no place for us at all.
Those who can, smoke; those who cannot, philosophize.
50 dresses like 20, and 20 acts like 50.
The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.
Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.
Only the perfect bore never bores himself.
Sometimes the contagion is the thing, sometimes its expression: mirth and yawning are contagious, laughter and boredom are not.