Never struggle at a struggle session.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
In argument, as in battle, always leave a vanquished foe an avenue for orderly retreat.
Meddling begins in opinion.
“Aspiring” is not a word you want in your obituary.
A man can be confined to an institution, from which he is often released after a term; or turned into one, which is always for life.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, use an agreeable tone of voice.
If you can’t make your joke funny, make it obscure; people will laugh to show they got it.
To avoid the obvious remark, one must also avoid remarking on avoiding the obvious remark.
The Ninth Circle is reserved for the optimists, who continuously inform their fellow denizens that they prefer heat to cold anyway, that rolling a boulder up a mountain for eternity is good exercise, and that one should always look on the bright side.
Never eat anything that’s engineered to taste like something else.