It is less important, now, to have something to say than someone to listen.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
The people whose intelligence is argued over are, as a class, more intelligent than the people who argue over it.
The up-to-date bully yells for help while he’s beating you up.
It is less dangerous to follow, by being last to start applauding, than to lead, by being first to stop.
Children are in fact aliens who employ cunning miniature bodies for purposes of unlimited moral license.
A little rudeness saves a lot of time.
Fastidiousness can defeat barbarism but not savagery.
Hell has no comedy, just an endless discussion of what isn’t funny.
Our politics, driven more by hatred of the other side than love of our own, possibly betoken a decline in civility but certainly an advance in sense.
If you want someone to talk, shut up.