Science is like the best athlete in gym class — nobody really likes him, but everybody wants him on his team.
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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
People are divided less by what they believe than by how intensely they believe it.
Everyone believes in natural ability, except the naturally able.
So many china shops, so few bulls.
Peer pressure, n. Peer review for children.
To improve discourse on social media, I am authoritatively informed, the enlightened must be kinder, more patient, and less patronizing with the unwashed.
One is the trustiest sample size.
An event scheduled long in advance grows ominous as it nears: one resents one’s past self for impudently binding the present.
Americans understand nothing about the rest of the world, which returns the favor.
After every vice has been declared a syndrome, a disorder to be diagnosed and treated, the virtues will shortly follow.