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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Sep 102020
 

If you throw like a girl, you probably argue like one.

Aug 312020
 

There are reference works that ought to exist but do not, being too much trouble to assemble. The Encyclopedia of Musical Plagiarism is one, and The Historical Atlas of English Pronunciation is another.

Aug 062020
 

Civilization is mostly domestication, domestication is mostly feminization, and too much feminization is the end of civilization.

Jul 282020
 

If it ain’t broke, fixing it will do the trick.

Jul 202020
 

It doesn’t matter how many people hate you, provided it’s for different sets of mutually exclusive reasons.

Jul 172020
 

Some are born incapable, some achieve incapacity, and some have incapacity thrust upon them.

Jul 022020
 

All hobbyists, but especially political aficionados, secretly regard lack of enthusiasm for their avocation as a moral failing.

Jun 292020
 

It is a man’s duty, now all but abandoned, to quash a public nuisance without official assistance.