If you throw like a girl, you probably argue like one.
Sep 102020
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Aug 312020
There are reference works that ought to exist but do not, being too much trouble to assemble. The Encyclopedia of Musical Plagiarism is one, and The Historical Atlas of English Pronunciation is another.
Aug 112020
The time you spend to try to persuade others to see the world your way is time you do not have to see it as it is.
Aug 062020
Civilization is mostly domestication, domestication is mostly feminization, and too much feminization is the end of civilization.
Jul 282020
If it ain’t broke, fixing it will do the trick.
Jul 202020
It doesn’t matter how many people hate you, provided it’s for different sets of mutually exclusive reasons.
Jul 172020
Some are born incapable, some achieve incapacity, and some have incapacity thrust upon them.
Jul 022020
All hobbyists, but especially political aficionados, secretly regard lack of enthusiasm for their avocation as a moral failing.
Jun 292020
It is a man’s duty, now all but abandoned, to quash a public nuisance without official assistance.
Jun 032020
Nothing more than eight feet tall is funny.