You may speak for others when they hire you to do so.
May 172019
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Apr 222019
We envision cozy, domestic futures, with flying cars and a place for us, and we are always wrong: the future will have no place for us at all.
Apr 182019
Those who can, smoke; those who cannot, philosophize.
Apr 092019
50 dresses like 20, and 20 acts like 50.
Apr 032019
The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.
Mar 062019
Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.
Feb 192019
Only the perfect bore never bores himself.
Feb 132019
Sometimes the contagion is the thing, sometimes its expression: mirth and yawning are contagious, laughter and boredom are not.
Feb 062019
Peer review is a cargo cult.
Jan 252019
The lower the latitude, the greater the lassitude.