It is less important, now, to have something to say than someone to listen.
Sep 252019
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Sep 192019
The people whose intelligence is argued over are, as a class, more intelligent than the people who argue over it.
Aug 232019
The up-to-date bully yells for help while he’s beating you up.
Aug 192019
It is less dangerous to follow, by being last to start applauding, than to lead, by being first to stop.
Aug 162019
Children are in fact aliens who employ cunning miniature bodies for purposes of unlimited moral license.
Aug 082019
A little rudeness saves a lot of time.
Aug 052019
Fastidiousness can defeat barbarism but not savagery.
Jul 302019
Hell has no comedy, just an endless discussion of what isn’t funny.
Jul 262019
Our politics, driven more by hatred of the other side than love of our own, possibly betoken a decline in civility but certainly an advance in sense.
Jul 162019
If you want someone to talk, shut up.