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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Aug 192019
 

It is less dangerous to follow, by being last to start applauding, than to lead, by being first to stop.

Aug 162019
 

Children are in fact aliens who employ cunning miniature bodies for purposes of unlimited moral license.

Aug 052019
 

Fastidiousness can defeat barbarism but not savagery.

Jul 302019
 

Hell has no comedy, just an endless discussion of what isn’t funny.

Jul 262019
 

Our politics, driven more by hatred of the other side than love of our own, possibly betoken a decline in civility but certainly an advance in sense.

Jun 182019
 

Many famous and respectable men are incompletely domesticated, and now and then one will do or say something to sabotage his reputation, as a bear will gnaw off its leg to get out of a trap.

Jun 042019
 

Respectable opinion is a sandbox, and it is the children who play at its edges who guard it most zealously from the children who are not allowed to play at all.