Some are born incapable, some achieve incapacity, and some have incapacity thrust upon them.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
All hobbyists, but especially political aficionados, secretly regard lack of enthusiasm for their avocation as a moral failing.
It is a man’s duty, now all but abandoned, to quash a public nuisance without official assistance.
Nothing more than eight feet tall is funny.
The first rule of Fight or Flight Club is that there is no time to talk about Fight or Flight Club.
Destroy the family, and what will replace it is the cult.
It improves morale, in the war against insects, to remember that we are the underdog.
Hate is the most unjustly maligned emotion, and love the most unjustly celebrated.
Hating the people you disagree with is harmless; it’s liking the ones you agree with that’s dangerous.
We police others’ moods even more strictly than we police their thoughts.