There may never be a cure for every disease, but there will soon be a disease for every cure.
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
Everything you hear about polite company seems calculated to drive you into the arms of the impolite.
Science is like the best athlete in gym class — nobody really likes him, but everybody wants him on his team.
People are divided less by what they believe than by how intensely they believe it.
Everyone believes in natural ability, except the naturally able.
So many china shops, so few bulls.
Peer pressure, n. Peer review for children.
To improve discourse on social media, I am authoritatively informed, the enlightened must be kinder, more patient, and less patronizing with the unwashed.
One is the trustiest sample size.
An event scheduled long in advance grows ominous as it nears: one resents one’s past self for impudently binding the present.