Toady, n. Apprentice bully.
Jul 052019
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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Jun 182019
Many famous and respectable men are incompletely domesticated, and now and then one will do or say something to sabotage his reputation, as a bear will gnaw off its leg to get out of a trap.
Jun 042019
Respectable opinion is a sandbox, and it is the children who play at its edges who guard it most zealously from the children who are not allowed to play at all.
May 172019
You may speak for others when they hire you to do so.
Apr 222019
We envision cozy, domestic futures, with flying cars and a place for us, and we are always wrong: the future will have no place for us at all.
Apr 182019
Those who can, smoke; those who cannot, philosophize.
Apr 092019
50 dresses like 20, and 20 acts like 50.
Apr 032019
The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.
Mar 062019
Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.
Feb 192019
Only the perfect bore never bores himself.