50 dresses like 20, and 20 acts like 50.
Apr 092019
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Apr 032019
The hatred of jocks for nerds is as nothing to the hatred of nerds for jocks.
Mar 062019
Maybe it was the nerds who were evil all along.
Feb 192019
Only the perfect bore never bores himself.
Feb 132019
Sometimes the contagion is the thing, sometimes its expression: mirth and yawning are contagious, laughter and boredom are not.
Feb 062019
Peer review is a cargo cult.
Jan 252019
The lower the latitude, the greater the lassitude.
Jan 242019
An opinion not worth fearing isn’t worth having.
Jan 152019
Only when no one pays the slightest attention to what anyone else is saying will speech be truly free.
Dec 272018
Imbecility, like many infectious diseases, has asymptomatic carriers.