You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Oct 092018

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win, and then they block you.

Sep 272018

Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.

Sep 112018

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Aug 272018

To rebut the charge of being a weenie is to be a weenie.

Aug 132018

The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.

Aug 062018

If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.

Jul 312018

Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.

Jul 272018

You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.

Jul 192018

Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.

Jun 222018

It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.