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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Oct 092018
 

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win, and then they block you.

Sep 272018
 

Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.

Sep 112018
 

The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.

Aug 272018
 

To rebut the charge of being a weenie is to be a weenie.

Aug 132018
 

The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.

Aug 062018
 

If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.

Jul 312018
 

Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.

Jul 272018
 

You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.

Jul 192018
 

Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.

Jun 222018
 

It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.