First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win, and then they block you.
Oct 092018
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Sep 272018
Today a man removes his headphones where once he doffed his hat.
Sep 112018
The less use the profession, the more prizes it gives itself; perfect uselessness being, as we observe in Hollywood, a continuous awards ceremony.
Aug 272018
To rebut the charge of being a weenie is to be a weenie.
Aug 132018
The phone completes your sentences and soon it will complete your thoughts.
Aug 062018
If you simply must go to the demonstration, get a sitter.
Jul 312018
Announcing that you will not be silenced should be legal grounds for doing so.
Jul 272018
You can stay in a huff forever, but not the same huff.
Jul 192018
Fool-proof is difficult, genius-proof is impossible.
Jun 222018
It turns out to be entirely possible to know where you’re going and not where you came from, and vice versa.