I owe my sublime indifference to awards, prizes, and all forms of official recognition to never receiving any.
Mar 192014
Self-Loving
We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don’t blow them, who will?
—DeWitt
Feb 252014
We are all such good people, and do such horrid things.
Oct 142013
History, n. The events leading up to my birth.
Biography, n. The events leading up to my death.
Aug 202013
We are such accomplished liars because we get so much practice on ourselves.
Jul 312013
We weigh nothing so judiciously as a compliment.
Jul 042013
It is a kind of blessing, if you have no talent, to have no taste.
Jun 062013
We praise in others what we wish to have noticed in ourselves.
Mar 292013
Everyone is vain about his choice of what not to be vain about.
Mar 282013
The most grievous insult is the affected modesty of the truly accomplished.
Mar 042013
It is a peculiar hell, this world in which everyone is always ready for his close-up.