The neuroses of the village can now be disseminated with the speed and efficiency of an advanced civilization.
I did not write a program to generate this book; I am that program.
It is a mild defect of computers that they imitate humans imperfectly, and a grave defect of humans that they cannot imitate computers at all.
Writing and computer programming are usually done worse when they are done for money.
We used to suspect that our friends and neighbors were mad, and now, thanks to modern technology, we know they are.
Once memory has been centralized it can be destroyed.
Regressions Toward the Mean
5. John Podhoretz
4. Charlie Sheen / Emilio Estevez
3. The Rockefellers
2. The family business
1. The Kennedys
Problem, n. In mathematics: A problem. In social science: A state of affairs with which one is unhappy.
Workaround, n. A technique for leaving work around.
We immediately recognize excess precision as a sign of lying, except in a statistic.
God paradoxes are only infinity paradoxes in clerical garb.