Inversion marches under the banner of Equality.
To a quite unwreckable Lie,
To a most impeccable Lie!
To a water-tight, fire-proof, angle-iron, sunk-hinge, time-lock, steel-faced Lie!
Not a private hansom Lie,
But a pair-and-brougham Lie,
Not a little-place-at-Tooting, but a country-house-with-shooting
And a ring-fence-deer-park Lie.
Nothing is more depressing than an unceasing barrage of uplift.
Attacks on good are bilge: praise for trash is poison.
Those who profess indifference to what others think ought to advertise it less.
If you can convince a man to believe nothing, you can convince him to believe anything.
What matters is not the size of the lie but its endless repetition: we imagine a big lie is easier to swallow because there is no point in wasting the propaganda apparatus on a small one.
Commiseration, n. The feeling of relief that there are some problems you don’t have.
The man at pains to conceal his enviable qualities will be envied for his modesty.
So the last shall be told that they are first, and the first that they are last: for many be hectored, but few persuaded.
We begin to enjoy being called boys and girls when we know that we no longer are.