Critics resent artists, but not half as much as artists resent critics.
If it had been your exact thought you would have used my exact words.
Read to remember, write to forget.
Writing is good therapy, but therapy is bad writing.
Any remark sufficiently clever will eventually be attributed to someone sufficiently famous.
Everyone who used to read is now too busy writing.
Influence is plagiarism spread thin.
One’s writing should be as clear as the subject allows, but no clearer.
To make an epigram, invert a cliché.
Journalists, like certain aboriginal tribes, count one, two, many.