Self-Loving

We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don’t blow them, who will?
—DeWitt

May 312016
 

The illogical are convinced that they are imaginative, and the unimaginative that they are logical.

Jan 282016
 

American exceptionalism: The belief that everywhere should be exactly like America, but not just yet.

Dec 072015
 

Intellectuals place a great premium on intelligence, to draw attention from the fact that they are, as a class, quite thick.

Nov 162015
 

The best time to mention your high IQ is while explaining how IQ measures nothing important.

Nov 092015
 

We say that we know a man when we catch a glimpse, in him, of ourselves.

Nov 052015
 

Few who profess to ignore what others think extend the policy to praise: they fast by gorging on dessert.

Oct 282015
 

Therapy encourages the patient to think and talk about himself — which is what induced him to seek therapy.

Oct 132015
 

We say that we don’t understand, not humbly, but petulantly, to fault the speaker for pretension, or obscurity, or knowledge of the subject.