Three qualities distinguish phony erudition: it’s all recent, it’s all humanities, and it’s all in one language.
Reading
The dead alive and busy.
—Vaughan
Many classics are now read only because so many others have already read them.
A book that ossifies at exactly the same rate as its readers becomes a beloved contemporary classic.
Books can also change lives for the worse.
Reading, unless it’s for writing, is high-class idling.
There is nothing that everyone should read but a lot that no one should.
The reader properly resents coincidence. Life does not arrange itself to suit him; why should it arrange itself to suit the author?
What we call realism in fiction is only a bit of reality-tinsel to decorate the old myths.
Readers fall in love with villains because authors do.
Scholarship
Magisterial: Pompous
Brilliant: Unreliable
Valuable: Trivial
Eccentric: Deranged
Classic: Dull
Formidable: Duller
Encyclopedic: Stupefying