The hypochondriac makes his own death a bad joke.
Apr 032015
Nothing
You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau
Mar 242015
It is a race, and the parodists are losing.
Mar 052015
Bore is commutable, dullard is life without parole.
Feb 252015
The trivial is at least usually real.
Feb 132015
You understand another language not when you can translate it, but when you no longer have to.
Feb 062015
The modern world does not create our ills; it only drags them into the light.
Jan 212015
Moral equality is to equality what moral victory is to victory.
Jan 202015
Great geniuses possess no extraordinary qualities, only ordinary qualities in exceptional measure.
Jan 192015
A culture without shame has its disadvantages, but it is rough on blackmailers.
Jan 092015
People never appreciate how I cringe for them.