Improvement rarely begins in reflection on how wonderful you already are.
Self-Loving
We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don’t blow them, who will?
—DeWitt
Things were so much better when you were.
That warm, fuzzy feeling when you know you have done right? Nothing is to be trusted less.
The fundamental human need, once the physical have been met, is to look good.
Guilt, unlike shame, requires averting one’s gaze from oneself, if only for a moment.
Now and then a readable novel is written that takes its author as its subject; we call these autobiographies.
When you find a man to admire, look immediately for sordid particulars of his life and opinions, lest you be tempted to admire him further.
Pedants are secretly pleased by the epithet, which is a promotion from bore.
We affect to despise ignorant bigotry, when it is knowledgeable, highly cultivated bigotry that we really find objectionable.
We asked first for eternal life, then eternal youth; today we plead for eternal adolescence and tomorrow for eternal infancy.