Never let your pessimism interfere with your digestion.
Identity, that spectator of what he calls himself,
That net and aggregate of energies in transient combination.
There are no virtues of omission.
The unhappy man has the recompense of not being told that his unhappiness is a delusion.
The ideal tool for avoiding communication is language.
Joy pales beside relief.
Celebrity is the sound of the gates closing on your identity forever.
Abstinence makes the will grow firmer.
The bore is the tyrant consigned to private life.
Fortune does not favor the bold; it only encounters them more often.
One must often choose between stupid and crazy. I used to like crazy, but I am warming to stupid.