You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.

Oct 052016

Hair length strongly correlates with silliness in women over 40.

Sep 262016

Mediocrities persist in treating geniuses as different. In fact they are only better, which is far more insulting.

Sep 162016

Americans abhor idleness. This is their greatest virtue, and their greatest vice.

Sep 142016

The cultural norm always precedes the psychological theory that is eventually invoked to justify it.

Sep 092016

Nothing is too serious to look trivial on television.

Sep 062016

The most attractive characteristic of the city dweller is his incuriosity about the neighbors.

Aug 312016

How quickly we recover from being stunned into silence.

Aug 112016

You can be sure that everyone has heard the news when you are told to keep it to yourself.

Jul 272016

Worship of youth ends in contempt for age.