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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Aug 112015
 

The enemy of my enemy is a matter of perfect indifference to me.

Aug 042015
 

We live in an age of resonant declarations about what sort of age we live in.

Jul 312015
 

I wish to thank the many people who have undertaken, without pay and at considerable personal risk, to explain me to myself.

Jul 012015
 

Age has its privileges, like picking up the check.

May 152015
 

There are perfect fools, and perfection of any kind should be cherished.

May 042015
 

Being a sports fan is like chewing audibly — a mildly irritating but harmless backwardness that one charitably overlooks.

Apr 222015
 

Professional sports, though unpleasant, substitute for things even less pleasant.

Apr 032015
 

The hypochondriac makes his own death a bad joke.

Mar 242015
 

It is a race, and the parodists are losing.

Mar 052015
 

Bore is commutable; dullard is life without parole.