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You cannot have a contemporary prison without contemporary furniture.
—Clouseau

Jan 142014
 

To hate something properly you must have liked it once.

Jan 022014
 

Now that all have prizes, has everybody won?

Nov 122013
 

A party should include a few guests who can’t be trusted with the silver.

Oct 282013
 

The chief perquisite of belonging to a race or creed is a lifetime pass to tell nasty jokes at its expense.

Oct 162013
 

We all suffer from a variety of psychiatric disorders, which used to be known as personality.

Oct 032013
 

Faces, like cases, collapse under scrutiny.

Sep 062013
 

No party is boring when regarded as field work in cultural anthropology.

Aug 152013
 

The best possible recommendation is from someone who hates it for a reason that would make you like it.